Women rights..

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Anti Joke

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