A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Anti Joke

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