What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Why Because

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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jokes r dumb

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Turtles

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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