- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

a horse walks into a barn

live babies

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Women's rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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