Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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...Jack Vale

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Kate

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A black man killed someone

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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