- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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