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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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