In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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