- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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