- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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