- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Bitch

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

WILLYS

Death by kayak

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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