What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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