- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God is real.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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