why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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quantum physics?

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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