- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

a black man walks out of popeyes

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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