- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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