The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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