Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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you see theres this guy.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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