- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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