- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's white and black? Color blind.

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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