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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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