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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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