- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

I have cancer. And you're next.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Once upon a time a was born

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A lot eh?

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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