what's funny about war? nothing!

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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