yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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PENIS that is all

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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How old are you? 7

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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