- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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