We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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