Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's funny? Women's rights.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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