What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Your're racist.

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Anti Joke

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