- Anti Joke

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

123 f*ck off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.