- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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