- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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