- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

13 =B you just learned something

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??