- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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