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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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