- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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