What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Knock knock, COME IN!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

thumb_up thumb_down +10

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Refridgerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops