What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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What stops a train? A missile

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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woman's rights

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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