What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

I have cancer. And you're next.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

I like school Said no one ever.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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