How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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