jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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