- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats brown and sticky a stick

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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