- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Whose your daddy? Not me

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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