- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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