- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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