- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Seriosly. too much sex again?

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