Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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