- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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