What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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