Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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