- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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