- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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