- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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