hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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