- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Steve Jobs is alive.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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