- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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