- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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