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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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