Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

scraggle is in you pillow case

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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