What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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deez nuts

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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