- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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