- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

PENIS that is all

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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