- Anti Joke

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Yes

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

hi

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

69