- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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