Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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miha kako si?

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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