Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

I think everybody should have a penis.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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