- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

like most people my age. im 27

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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