- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Burp

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

knock knock whos there? nobody

69

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??