Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Neither have I

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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kkkk

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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