- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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