What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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