- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

A Duck walks into a bar.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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