What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Suck pussy

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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