ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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